Trick or treat! You were told by the fat bastard Burger-Master at the village hamburger pub to keep away from the decaying castle. He told you the legend of evil Cuntess Suckula. He told you about her big-jugged reign of Halloween horror that lingers to this day. Why didn't you fucking listen, mate? Now you are trapped in a spider's web of terror, a boner-chilling terror you have never experienced before. Your garlic is useless, unless you brought a plate of spaghetti with you. At the stroke of midnight, and we do mean stroke, Cuntess Suckula rises from her coffin because you have disturbed her 100 year slumber-party. Now you will bear the fear as this stripnotizing succubus awakens to suck in those foolish travellers unwise enough to enter her catbs of cleavage. If you loved LDM's video Boobahontas, you'll spook out over Cuntess Suckula! You were warned. Now you'll have to share a tomb built for two!

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