Piper Press, a 43-year-old wife and mom with a tight, smokin' body (including big, fake tits and a bubble butt), is dressed to fuck, but there's nobody around to fuck her. How can that be? Piper could walk into any room and say, "You, you and you" to any guys she wants to fuck, and they'd be in her mouth and pussy in a split-second. But let's not sweat the details. Piper is a true mature fuck doll, and here, she talks dirty, demonstrates her gagging blow job skills (is gagging a skill?) on a huge toy and fucks her much-acclaimed self-opening pussy with that toy. She enjoys herself. Does a woman really need a man when she can do herself like this? Well, yes, she does, and Piper will get her man later this week. Interesting thing about Piper: She's a self-proclaimed golddigger. Usually we think of golddiggers as women who want money and nothing else and fuck to get it. Not Piper. She's a golddigger who wants money and cock. How does her husband feel about that? We're not sure she cares. So, we asked her what kinds of guys she likes, and she said, "Businessmen with money and a big cock." Her perfect day: "Workout, make money, fuck a few times, make more money, fuck again and go to bed." Now, you might be out of luck if you don't have money, but we have a feeling Piper can get past that if you have a hard cock and can fuck her well. She did say, "I am most definitely into being watched during sex. This is why I must do porn now." Got it?

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